GROW
MODE900 × 400 mm
Open edition
Glitch Garden
Touch grass. Digitally.
A radioactive little ecosystem for keyboards, mice, and questionable desktop folders.
900 × 400 mm4 mm plush baseAcid / Violet
FREE SHIPPING OVER $100✳DESIGNED FOR BAD IDEAS✳PRINTED AFTER YOU ORDER✳FREE SHIPPING OVER $100✳
New drop season 001 / soft goods for hard times
YOUR DESK
LOOKS BORED.
Oversized deskpads for tiny tasks, big feelings, and the twelve tabs you’re pretending not to see.
Fix the situation ↓LOW BATTERY LAGOON
FOLDER HELL
SORTASTUPID900 × 400 MM
MOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
Natural-ish language shopping
MEET THE DESK DJ.
Tell me the budget, color, or emotional damage you’re shopping for.
The Sorta Stupid Print Lab
MAKE YOUR
OWN MESS.
Upload art. Push it around. Our preflight brain checks the boring production stuff before it reaches the cart.
01
Pick your acreage
Finished size outside. Exact template size inside.
02
Feed it pixels
PNG or JPEG · 60 MB max · bigger is happier
03
Make it sit right
Edge fill
Finished32 × 16 in
Print file9921 × 5197 px
Keep important stuff inside
Upload artwork to wake this rectangle up.
✦
Preflight brainDrop in a PNG or JPEG and I’ll inspect the pixels.
Resolution—
Edge coverage—
Guide layerNever printed
Four pads enter. Your desk wins.
PICK YOUR
PROBLEM.
DROP
04
MODE900 × 400 mm
$58
BRB
FOREVEROUT OF OFFICE · OUT OF TIME900 × 400 mm
FOREVEROUT OF OFFICE · OUT OF TIME900 × 400 mm
Season one
Lunch Break at the End of the World
The meeting could have been an email.
A suspiciously serene sunset for finishing one last task while everything else melts.
900 × 400 mm4 mm plush baseTomato / Butter
new folder 1new folder 2new folder 3new folder 4new folder 5really_finalnew folder 7↖1000 × 500 mm
Big desk energy
Folder Hell
final_FINAL_v8_reallyfinal.psd
A museum-grade arrangement of folders you will absolutely organize later.
1000 × 500 mm4 mm plush baseCobalt / Manila
PLEASE
PLUG IN800 × 300 mm
Small desk club
Low Battery Lagoon
1% remaining. Spiritually, too.
A calm cyan tide pool for the final hour before your laptop and your motivation expire.
800 × 300 mm3 mm low profileCyan / Ink
A very serious material statement
GOOD RUBBER.
BAD INFLUENCE.
01
Built to be used
Soft woven top, grippy natural-rubber base, stitched edges. Mouse-approved.
02
Made after purchase
No sad warehouse mountain. Your pad enters production after checkout.
03
Maximum desk coverage
Room for keyboard, mouse, coffee, notebook, and one emotionally supportive rock.