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CONTACT SORTA STUPID

Order question, custom-art emergency, wholesale thought, or an unreasonably good desk photo? Send it over. We aim to reply within two business days.

The actual email address

hello@sortastupid.com

For order help, include the email used at checkout and your order number. For damage or print trouble, attach a clear photo of the mat and packaging. Evidence speeds up the rectangle investigation.

Business mailing address

Sorta Stupid
808 N. West Ave, Sioux Falls, SD 57104, United States

For returns, contact us first for authorization and shipping instructions. See our returns policy.

Review your order

Once your order arrives, email hello@sortastupid.com with “Order review” and your order number in the subject. Tell us what worked and what could be better; photos are welcome. Positive and critical feedback are equally welcome, and no purchase incentive depends on your opinion.

We use your order number to check the purchase. We will ask your permission before publishing your review or photos, and will never publish your order number, email, or delivery address.

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Production, USPS Ground Advantage, returns, custom uploads, and tracking have been gathered into the FAQ and Shipping & Returns pages.

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