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New drop season 001 / soft goods for hard times

YOUR DESK
LOOKS BORED.

Bold mats for desks, cards, tiny tasks, big feelings, and the twelve tabs you’re pretending not to see.

Fix the situation
LOW BATTERY LAGOON
FOLDER HELL
SORTASTUPID900 × 400 MM
MOUSE
HOUSE
Made to orderProduced in the USA after checkout
Ships in about 3 daysThen USPS Ground Advantage
Tracked deliveryUsually 5–8 business days total
Secure checkoutPayment handled by Stripe

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Tell me the budget, color, or emotional damage you’re shopping for.

The Sorta Stupid Print Lab

MAKE YOUR
OWN MESS.

Upload art. Push it around. Our preflight brain checks the boring production stuff before it reaches the cart.

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Pick your acreage

Finished size outside. Exact template size inside.

02

Feed it pixels

PNG or JPEG · 60 MB max · bigger is happier

03

Make it sit right

Edge fill
Finished32 × 16 in
Print file9921 × 5197 px
Keep important stuff inside

Upload artwork to wake this rectangle up.

Preflight brainDrop in a PNG or JPEG and I’ll inspect the pixels.
Resolution
Edge coverage
Guide layerNever printed

The mats enter. Your desk wins.

PICK YOUR
PROBLEM.

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Spacebar Pool Party mat artworkView larger + choose size
From $20

The deep end has excellent key travel.

Three very long keys take a deserved float while one tiny lifeguard handles the difficult work. Bright pool color for desks operating on summer hours.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip baseTurquoise / Watermelon / Butter
Choose your size
Cable Garden mat artworkView larger + choose size

Open edition

Cable Garden

From $20

Please water your adapters.

Three useful vines reach for the nearest outlet while a snail takes the middle shift. A quiet paper-cut garden for the cable ecosystem already living on your desk.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip baseCream / Leaf / Terracotta
Choose your size
Buffering Pond mat artworkView larger + choose size

Open edition

Buffering Pond

From $20

One more lily pad. Probably.

A small frog commits to the next step before it has fully loaded. Calm blue water and a three-pad progress plan for desks between here and there.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip baseAqua / Lily / Coral
Choose your size
Envelope Snow Day mat artworkView larger + choose size

Open edition

Envelope Snow Day

From $20

Out of office. Downhill.

Three blank envelopes discover the fastest possible delivery method and immediately lose a hat. Torn-paper snow makes a cheerful landing zone for winter email avoidance.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip baseSnow / Cherry / Sky
Choose your size
Eraser Weather mat artworkView larger + choose size

Open edition

Eraser Weather

From $20

A 100% chance of pink accumulation.

Two pencils make the most of heavy eraser conditions. Soft blue sky and absurdly deep shavings keep corrections cozy instead of catastrophic.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip baseEraser Pink / Teal / Butter
Choose your size
Priority Shipping mat artworkView larger + choose size

Open edition

Priority Shipping

From $20

It’ll get there when it gets there.

A very small courier with a very normal deadline and one bird carrying spare ribbon. A sunny route for keyboards, mice, and doing your best at the speed available.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip baseSky / Orange / Meadow
Choose your size
Teacup Submarine mat artworkView larger + choose size

Open edition

Teacup Submarine

From $20

Steep. Dive. Repeat.

A sealed yellow mug and two sugar-cube divers investigate conditions well below the saucer. Layered turquoise water makes a lively but usable desk field.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip baseTurquoise / Yellow / Coral
Choose your size
Button Beetle Parade mat artworkView larger + choose size
From $20

Formal procession. Casual sewing supplies.

Four button beetles carry one spool through a garden that has clearly closed the road for them. Bright craft color rewards closer inspection between tasks.

2 sizes3 mm anti-slip basePoppy / Button Blue / Thread Red
Choose your size
GROW
MODE

Open edition

Glitch Garden

From $25

Touch grass. Digitally.

A radioactive little ecosystem for keyboards, mice, and questionable desktop folders.

900 × 400 mm4 mm plush baseAcid / Violet
Coming soon

A very serious material statement

GOOD RUBBER.
BAD INFLUENCE.

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Built to be used

Soft woven top, grippy natural-rubber base, stitched edges. Mouse-approved.

02

Made after purchase

No sad warehouse mountain. Your mat enters production after checkout.

03

Maximum desk coverage

Room for keyboard, mouse, coffee, notebook, and one emotionally supportive rock.

The honest social-proof department

CUSTOMER DESKS
COMING SOON.

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